WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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