Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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