Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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