nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had sex on a roof
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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