Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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