It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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