is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So. Much. Porn.
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