I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's official drugs can't kill me
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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