ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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