dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
