ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Alive.
So much puke
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
