I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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