your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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