Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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