I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
