Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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