Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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