Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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