You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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