just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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