I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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