in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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