Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
