Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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