Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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