this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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