he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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