I need help removing her.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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