I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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