very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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