Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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