He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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