he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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