She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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