Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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