Me too!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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