no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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