Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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