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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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