There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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