if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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