I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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