I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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