Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You can't special order awesome
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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