The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Even my vagina gasped.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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