I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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