kristin has been a bad kristin
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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