remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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