this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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