pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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