he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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