he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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