yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
