omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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