so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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